Things to Say About Bad Gifts!
If you Don't Like a Gift, Just Say...
10. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
9. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.
8. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
7. Perfect for wearing in the basement.
6. Well, well, well...
5. I really don't deserve this.
4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
2. Sadly, tomorrow, I enter the federal witness protection program.
1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
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